The Lyric Players
Amateur theatre in Sutton & Epsom
c Edward Thomson 2019
Tuesday 26th - Saturday 30th April 2016
The Cryer, Carshalton
Music by Mark Hollmann
Lyrics and book by Greg Kotis
Director: Katie Leitch
Musical Director: Steven Geraghty
Choreographer: Christine Morris

This satirical comedy musical features a city of the future afflicted by a terrible 20 year drought where public amenity tycoon Caldwell B. Cladwell has made his fortune by bribery, monopolisation, and the implementation of a brutal police force maintaining the laws against private toilets and public urination. Amid the people, an unlikely hero, bolstered by the love of a woman decides he’s had enough, and plans a revolution to lead them all to freedom!
Cast List
Officer Lockstock: Andy Lingfield
Little Sally: Saskia Wilkinson
Bobby Strong: Calum Roy
Hope Cladwell: Imogen Smart-Steel
Caldwell B. Cladwell: Didrik Finne
Penelope Pennywise: Lian Finne
Officer Barrel: Jamie McCandlish
Senator Fipp: Steve Leitch
Mr McQueen: Paul Goldsmith
Mrs Millennium: Sarah Kennedy
Dr. Billeaux: Emily Guest
Hot Blades Harry: Thom McGowan
Little Becky Two Shoes: Nichola Dalziel
Soupy Sue: Samantha Leitch
Chorus: Chris Madden, Faye Wheeler, James Stearn, Jo Corris,
Liz Doull, Lorriane Nuthall, Mark Hopper, Maureen Davey, Nicola Morris, Rebecca Doull, Sandra Scanlon, Gavin Bell, Sophie Toyer
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Photographs courtesy of Edward Thomson